So it was the big day for Welfare Reform Bill, with plans of cutting benefit to disabled children, cancer patients and families living in adequate accommodation. Labour had a big chance to show whose side they were on and… well read it for yourself.

Farrely (Lab): You are cutting front line officers. Stop that shit
PM: Labour support the cuts and we’re sacking police pen pushers

Sharma: We all should support the Coalition screwing over the poor
PM: Indeed. Tonight we’ll see what Labour Party really stands for!

Ed M: When will you show the millionaires on state banks payroll?
PM: We’re so tough on banks its Mr Fred the Shred now not regulation

ne said: “We support those proposals”. Make it happen.
PM: Labour gave out £1.3 billion in bonuses! You did jack shit.

Ed M: So you are leading the class war against bankers then?
Speaker: PM please don’t call names to fellow hypocrites.
PM: Ok. Pleb.

Ed M: Gideon was in Davos saying he wants to lower income tax for the rich
PM: You are struggling. You were in Davos with him!

Davis (Con): Jobs from India are going to France instead of my patch. Shall we cut their aid?
PM: Not over yet. They might buy British

MP: Means testing for pensioner bus passes? Is that fair?
PM: Absolutely.

Mordaunt: Save Pompey football club make it co-op!
PM: I’ll look into it.

Ed M: All NHS staff say: Tory Health bill is a dangerous pile of shit
PM: No Welfare cap question? We are giving patients false choice

Ed M: The public and professions are against the bill. Drop it.
PM: I’m just finishing the work Tony Blair and New Labour started

Sandys (Con): Thanks for the exploitation zone in my patch.
PM: We’ve done great work keeping jobs in Britain by taking less tax.

Jarvis (Lab): People are dying from the cold because of wasteful NHS re-organisation.
PM: We kept cold winter payments. So be grateful

Brake: We need a new way of working for merging hospitals in my patch
PM: The department of health will help you out.

Ritchie (SDLP): Removal of child & working tax credit won’t make work pay.
PM: We are helping people shift to the poorer way of life.

McVey: A Labour council allowed vicious fuckers work in adult care.
PM: A quango will continue to expose this terrible market failure.

Clark: You are making a 50% cut to disabled children benefit.
PM: Wrong. No one will be affected on the lower end.

Nuttall: Let’s end the something for nothing culture amongst the poor not banksters.
PM: Yup Labour can’t tell me what they stand for.

Gilmore (Lab): PM is tougher on the vulnerable than bankers
PM: Now you don’t support Housing cuts, its Labour complaining about it

MP (Con): Right-wing voters are upset that people are getting enough to live on via benefits. PM: Absolutely, and Labour is a vacuum

MP (LD): Offshore companies are ripping off Britain.
PM: A funder of your party is also based offshore

MP:
PM: There are many people who reckon us Tories are too generous giving benefits on £26,000.

Gapes: RBS is not paying a Living Wage.
PM: We cut the bonus pool, we’ve capped cash bonuses to £2K. Labour didn’t.

Huppert: Cut tax for the poor
PM: We’ll look into it

Cooper (Lab): Midwives are being reduced, were you lying?
PM: Your figures are wrong, the public can trust me on the NHS.

Mulholland (LD): Meet with the family, let’s stop death by driving suspects, driving.
PM: I will listen to their concerns.

MP (DUP): We will support the govt to punish the poor and disabled. But don’t rush it.
PM: Together, we’ll force people into work.

Jones (Con): Labour are flip-flopping on Welfare Reform.
PM: They are not flip-flopping, just flopping.

As heard by @Justinthelibsoc