Prime Minister’s Question this week, took place in the aftermath of the clearance of Occupy London Stock Exchange’s camp at St Paul’s, and comments from Len McCluskey praising the idea of civil disobedience during the London Olympics. Also embarrassing news as Labour’s “Red” Ken Livingstone is alleged to be avoiding tax payments somewhat like his patron and former leader Tony Blair.

Slaughter: IDS is making families on 13K worse off. Is he not a lying bugger?
PM: Ken Livingstone is a tax dodger. He needs to pay up

Reckless: Let’s bail out Ireland to remind them of Colonial times.
PM: The Irish are our mates and we will respect their decision on EU

Ed M: Police are looking dodgy, #Leveson & police inquiries will clean it up.
PM: Yup certainly, though focus on the Met not News Int.

Ed M: So if you back them, why did Gove crap on it? Tell to him to stop that shit!
PM: Gove supports #Leveson, all of my peeps back it.

Ed M: Everyone can see that the NHS bill is a confusing mess!
PM: So on #Leveson. We love Murdoch papers, it’s important to our credibility.

Ed M: If even the GPs you want to “empower” don’t want it then #dropthebill
PM: Labour loves competition in NHS. You slimy oppportunist.

Ed M: GPs are putting this through because they are forced to by you! Who backs this?
PM: Erm… look over there *fires technical stats*

*Tory cheers PM*
Ed M: Seems your backbenchers are well trained today. What about Nick Clegg?
*Nick Clegg nods*
Ed M: What a wanker. #PMQs

PM: All the privatisation groups Labour created back the bill and also the surgeon Labour put in charge of the NHS! So shut the fuck up.

Swales: Help me tell planners for wind turbines in my lovely patch to fuck off!
PM: We’re cutting their subsidy & have localism for NIMBYs

Lloyd: Cutting working tax credit? Someone think of the children!
PM: We’ve made hard decisions to help the 1%, what would Labour do?

Graham: We must stop workers’ rights for the sake of the Olympics
PM: Too right. Labour must back this!

Berger: Why is the PM often found out to be a lying toad?
PM: What do you mean? I’m putting more money in the NHS just like Tony!

Jackson: Stop multi-nationals bringing their foreigners to Britain! Fuck Clegg!
PM: We got a cap but exploiters need foreign workers.

Raynsford: You appoint the A4e potential fraudster, what checks did you make?
PM: I had no idea, but it was Labour that gave her a CBE

Woolaston: Will the PM big up journalist Paul Conroy and his rescuers?
PM: Yes, thanks to the mainstream media for ignoring Bahrain.

Gilmore: How many exploiters have you helped with credit recently?
PM: We’ll announce it at the budget.

Aldous: It’s tough on the high street. Forget tax credits, give shops some tax goodies!
PM: I’ve relegated this job to a TV celebrity.

Dodds: N.Irish Prods are the happiest people in the UK. But want Petrol tax cut
PM: Why are you a miserable fecker then? Its cut already

Freer: The Government needs to crack on tax dodgers like the banks & Ken Livingstone!
PM: Shame that Red Ken has been caught red-handed!

Hilling: most family friendly government ever? What a bunch of balls.
PM: Pledge to shoot Len McCluskey for being un-British.

Metcalfe: Has the PM heard any exploiters wanting more #workfare?
PM: Over 200. The whole country wants #workfare & cutting benefits!

Donaldson: Good job the PM wants to stuff up European Human Rights. Britian First!
PM: Our interests must be better represented…

Smith: Raise tax threshold to £10,000. It’s fair to give the rich a taxbreak.
PM: It’ll looks like I’m doing something for low-paid women.

McClymont: Buying from South Korea? Protect British Industry!
PM: I happily try to sell weapons for BAe then get attacked by you lot.

Morris: My constituent was killed by my local NHS trust. It needs improving.
PM: Sorry to hear about that. Trust us on the NHS

Connarty: Why should widowers should be punished for living alone?
PM: Housing Benefit costs too much. They must pay.

Kaufman: Why is UK Border Agency stopping a 71 year old going to a wedding in Pakistan?
PM: No idea, ask the Immigration Minister.

Bone: What happens if you pop your cloggs?
PM: I don’t plan to pop my cloggs.

Goodman: You are trying to pre-empt #Leveson with this Defamation Bill.
PM: No I’m not. I trust him to make the right conclusions.

Blackman: People who vote for me, will be disgusted that Labour opposed punishing children with our welfare cap.
PM: Well its law now.

As heard by @justinthelibsoc