As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
McPartland (Con): Justice for the 3000+ blacklisted workers, I support the RMT
PM: Yup, it is wrong when companies are caught
Ed M: Why are you intervening in the housing market now? Isn’t it Marxist?
PM: Heard on BBC that you’re loving Engels instead?
Ed M: Why you offering protection, a little love & affection for legal loan shark customers?
PM: LAUGH AT MY JOKES YOU BASTARD!
Ed M: Labour voted for capping credits. Is capping energy bills communism?
PM: You should thank me for taking ineffective action
Ed M: Follow our lead I see. If you can cap credit costs why not energy costs baby?
PM: Cos of international markets you idiot.
Ed M: Profits are up and deaths are up this year! Fuck you very much.
PM: Run to Co-op! Were more winter deaths on your watch.
Ed M: Your posh mate in Richmond thinks you are full of Green shit. Lying wankbag
PM: Can’t cry about jobs thanks to #workfare
Freeman (Con): Movember is great. Why is the NHS so shit at saving our sensitive parts?
PM: Very important. More research needed
Cunningham (Lab): Why are avg wages falling while bosses wages are up 83%
PM: Managed by cutting tax rather than increase wages
Fuller (Con): Keep up the fight against dementia, don’t forget about it!
PM: Really helps shore up the all important grey vote.
Sarwar (Lab): SNP gave a shitty whitepaper about Scottish independence right?
PM: Zactly, keep the pound! Sounds like 1990s Hague
Sandys (Con): Thanks to a bung locally, we got new exploiters & crap jobs!
PM: State & private sector work beautifully together
McDonald (Lab): Why do you keep pushing disabled people into despair w/ #bedroomtax
PM: Private renters shouldn’t suffer alone
Pawsey (Con): RUGBY IS GREAT! I AM FROM RUGBY YOU KNOW! COME TO RUGBY
PM: Erm… yeah mate.
Wishart (SNP): You’re pathetic, ARGUE W/ SALMOND YOU DICK!
PM: I’m enjoying watching you cry about how no-one takes you seriously
MacLeod (Con): New exploiters in my patch! Celebrate exploitation in schools!
PM: Yes, capitalism lessons should be looked at
Blears (Lab): G8 should fund dementia prevention research too.
PM: People should look out for each other more
Stewart (Con): Spaniards harassed our people in Gibraltar. STOP THIS OUTRAGE!
PM: They apologised for fuck-up. Our colony is safe
Campbell (DUP): Fuel Poverty is worse further North in the country. More money for NI
PM: Fuel poverty is lower under the Tories.
Yeo (Con): You are imposing a road toll with no free alternative, wake up man!
PM: Road Pricing is the way forward.
McKenzie (Lab): SNP are fucking shit. Why don’t you fight the Big 6!
PM: Well Ed M has switched his supplier so why don’t you?
Harvey (LD): We need a new budget formula for rural schools. Is it coming?
PM: Sure Gove is looking how this will affect our vote
Pearce (Lab): Local capital is crying. Why is business rates increasing under this government?
PM: We will help exploiters more
Ollerenshaw (Con): Pancreatic cancer kills 96% of all sufferers, disgrace.
PM: Cancer inequality. We need fair cancer treatment.
Mudie (Lab): Blatant profiteering by the Big Six. How can we make it less obvious?
PM: Relax, the market will fix this.
Kelly (Con): Good to see we are sending back Johnny Foreigners.
PM: Baffles me that Polish people weren’t branded scroungers
Abbott (Lab): Boris is cutting 700 jobs on the underground. Raising living standards?
PM: We need a no strikes deal on the tube!
Kirby (Con): Sunday is World’s Day, 1 in 5 don’t know they have it. More testing needed.
PM: Absolutely. I care about this a lot
Sutcliffe (Lab): Why can’t we switch with mobile phone contracts? Bills are too damn high
PM: We need less Government regulation
Gilbert (LD): Apprenticeships have doubled thanks to the opt-out of the minimum wage! Fair society
PM: Praise us for saving kids!
Davies (Lab): Wages are going down but borrowing is going up! Isn’t this how GFC started?
PM: No, it was a Labour Govt that time
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