By @JustinTheLibSoc
[Content note: references to racial violence and rape]
Welcome to a world where Diane Abbott stumbles to say what David Lammy states fearlessly. Where The Sun’s Trevor Kavanagh did what Ed Miliband couldn’t. James O’Brien elegantly provided an open door but leading political figures declined the offer. Contrary to what appeared to many as obvious, Cameron and […]
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Creasy (Lab): Many young women are unemployed is that why you want to keep Page 3?
PM: I am getting behind working women
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Elliott (Lab): NHS funding in my patch is redirected to richer places? WTF?
DPM: Not my problem. I love the NHS
Watkins (Con): Locally we’ve kicked out 1000+ families from their homes & got richer ones in thanks to #BedroomTax
DPM: Good work
Harman: Will this winter’s energy bills be lower or higher than last year’s?
DPM: […]
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McPartland (Con): Justice for the 3000+ blacklisted workers, I support the RMT
PM: Yup, it is wrong when companies are caught
Ed M: Why are you intervening in the housing market now? Isn’t it Marxist?
PM: Heard on BBC that you’re loving Engels instead?
Ed M: Why you offering protection, a little love & affection for […]
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Brine (Con): Crack cocaine addict at the Co-op! WTF?
PM: There will be no bailing out for coke-heads! Hurr-hurr
Ed M: Have you saved the Chipping Norton Children Centre?
PM: I’ve only cut 1% of all children centres across the country
Ed M: You signed a petition to save it. If only you could do something
PM: […]
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J Brazier (Con): Shouldn’t the lying coppers be kissing Mitchell’s arse?
PM: It is important to remember that I love the Police
Ed M: Hey gorgeous! John Major agrees with me. Is he a Marxist?
PM: The state must intervene in protecting energy company profits
Ed M: At least Major won an election. How will you […]
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Blomfield (Lab): Payday loans is a debt trap for many people. Let’s regulate the shit out of them
PM: Yup state regulation works.
Fox (Con): Guardian newspaper fuckers has hacked the government. Let’s assassinate Greenwald
PM: Guardian has destroyed the files
Ed M: COME ON 1 NASHUN EN-GER-LAND. Cost of living crisis is bad isn’t it?
PM: […]
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Harris (Lab): Yes Somali terrorists are scum bags. Isn’t your marriage bribe, a cheap insult?
PM: I’m proud of it.
Evans (Ind): GPs are being cut & grouped up in my patch. Surgeries will be less available. Save my votes!
PM: I’ll look into it
Ed M: Nairobi justifies the surveillance state that Labour built. Is […]
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
PM: It is 12th anniversary of 9/11, some Brits died & that makes me sad.
Brooke (LD): Can someone think of the Syrian children?
PM: Syrians want us to bomb 1st but we’ll provide food & cash first
Ed M: Brits died in 9/11. Unemployment drop good, underemployment is bad.
PM: Need to cut more to […]
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
PM: Isn’t great that the Royals are able to spawn another Prince Scrounger?
Pincher (Con): Exploitation is up, exports up! The cuts are working!
PM: Yup Britain is open for exploitation
Ed M: Shouldn’t G20 support aid to Syrian refugees?
PM: We have a proud tradition of following up aid with bombs
Ed M: Syria makes me […]
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