As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Twigg (Lab): Drop #BedroomTax & starving the poor, you fucker!
PM: Not fair to subsidise social tenants more than private landlords
Crouch (Con): Stop the dementia disease from spreading!
PM: Pensioners’ who vote for us deserve better. Big society will fix it.
Ed M: A banker friend needs you to stop capping his bonuses. Help him.
Disclaimer: This is satire but otherwise an accurate record of Prime Minister Questions in under 140 characters per exchange.
Lewis: How will you punish Afghanistan if they end up helping Al Qaeda?
PM: We with the US installed & will support the puppet govt
Malhotra (Lab): Not many nurses in my hospital
PM: Number of all staff has gone […]
This is an interpretation based on what was said during Prime Minister’s Questions.
Smith (Con):Â The old system is shit let’s fix it for Milly
PM: Absolutely, I think we should agree to do as little as possible.
Ed M: The Work Programme isn’t working is it?
PM: We are kicking people off benefits, not getting them jobs. It’s […]
This is an interpretation of what was actually said
Skinner: Posh bastards Osborne and May were booed call an election now!
PM: We got a scab miner in the cabinet, Labour shld be proud.
Prime Minister’s Questions this week takes place while Rupert Murdoch gives testimony at the Leveson Inquiry and also the news that the UK is back in recession. This is our take on what happened:
Henderson (Con): After Afghanistan exit are we leaving trainers on how to pull fingernails?
PM: It is paramount that the Afghans learn this
Naomi Long (all): Publish your list of donors
PM: We do, but in NI it must be voluntary.
Barclay (Con): Dodgy foreign doctors are killing English people
PM: Let’s ensure doctors coming to England can at least speak English
This week, Ed Miliband stops on NHS reforms though thousands outside parliament prepare for a day of protests. Low blows and no answers for the British economic malaise. Here is the Prime Minister’s Questions translated for your reading pleasure:
Nick Boles: We need to exit Afghanistan without looking like we’re saying it’s fucked, though it is.
So I found out yesterday that I am not allowed to run for a position in UAF due to a mistake made by my union branch. UAF rather than giving me an opportunity to correct the mistake have refused to let me stand citing bureaucratic reasons. Who would have thought trying to get rid of […]Read more →
Another week, another Prime Minister’s Questions. Cameron seems to be on the ropes after the farce of the emergency meeting this week, so predictably, Ed Miliband cashes in.
Betts: You said you want to cut crime but you are cutting police numbers.
PM: Crime is down and we’re cutting bureaucracy
Javid: Coach crash in France affected my patch, […]
Another week, another Prime Ministers’ Questions, though David Cameron this time really seemed to be upset Â This is what we heard and tweeted in the week when demonstrations were happening in Belgravia for Occupy Oil, and the Queen commemorated the 60th anniversary of her father’s popping his clogs.
PM: I pay my tribute to the Queen […]Read more →
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