As heard by @justinthelibsoc
McCann (Lab): Families are getting pay cuts while millionaires get tax cuts!
PM: You buggered the economy. We’re creating more jobs
Amess (Con): Thatcher’s dead, unlike my mum. Hurry up with EU referendum before she dies too.
PM: I love your mum. Vote Tory 2015
Ed M: I love the army too. A&Es are struggling. What [...]
Ed Miliband
UK Politics
Economics
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UK Politics
As heard by @justinthelibsoc
P Davies (Con): Cut taxes for the rich, and let the poor foreigners starve!
PM: We are cutting tax and services for those who rely on it most.
Ed M: Cyprus, it is pretty fucked. Help soldiers get their money back.
PM: No UK soldier will lose out, we’ve sent cash over.
Ed M: The plan [...]
Activism
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Blenkinsop (Lab): There is an alternative to your shitty leadership. T May!
PM: We’re lying our way back to victory
Morris (Con): Let’s imprison every black kid carrying a knife to avenge the white schoolgirl murder
PM: I happily agree
Ed M: You’ve u-turned on minimum pricing. Can you organise *anything* in a brewery?
PM: Haha! Ed Balls [...]
London
Posted by Justin on 06 Mar 2013 /
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Twigg (Lab): Drop #BedroomTax & starving the poor, you fucker!
PM: Not fair to subsidise social tenants more than private landlords
Crouch (Con): Stop the dementia disease from spreading!
PM: Pensioners’ who vote for us deserve better. Big society will fix it.
Ed M: A banker friend needs you to stop capping his bonuses. Help him.
PM: [...]
London
Disclaimer: This is satire but otherwise an accurate record of Prime Minister Questions in under 140 characters per exchange.
Lewis: How will you punish Afghanistan if they end up helping Al Qaeda?
PM: We with the US installed & will support the puppet govt
Malhotra (Lab): Not many nurses in my hospital
PM: Number of all staff has gone [...]
UK Politics
This is an interpretation based on what was said during Prime Minister’s Questions.
Smith (Con): The old system is shit let’s fix it for Milly
PM: Absolutely, I think we should agree to do as little as possible.
Ed M: The Work Programme isn’t working is it?
PM: We are kicking people off benefits, not getting them jobs. It’s [...]
Economics
This is an interpretation of what was actually said
Skinner: Posh bastards Osborne and May were booed call an election now!
PM: We got a scab miner in the cabinet, Labour shld be proud.
Prime Minister’s Questions this week takes place while Rupert Murdoch gives testimony at the Leveson Inquiry and also the news that the UK is back in recession. This is our take on what happened:
Henderson (Con): After Afghanistan exit are we leaving trainers on how to pull fingernails?
PM: It is paramount that the Afghans learn this
Naomi Long (all): Publish your list of donors
PM: We do, but in NI it must be voluntary.
Barclay (Con): Dodgy foreign doctors are killing English people
PM: Let’s ensure doctors coming to England can at least speak English
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