As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Hinds: Isn’t true that we can have excellent teachers on the cheap? Who needs educated teachers?
PM: I think Labour wants to ban David Miliband from schools.
Ed M: Do you agree that we should jail bankers ONLY if it happens again?
PM: I agree with this totally. Brilliant report.
Ed M: Yippee! So this will […]
As heard by @justinthelibsoc
McCann (Lab): Families are getting pay cuts while millionaires get tax cuts!
PM: You buggered the economy. We’re creating more jobs
Amess (Con): Thatcher’s dead, unlike my mum. Hurry up with EU referendum before she dies too.
PM: I love your mum. Vote Tory 2015
Ed M: I love the army too. A&Es are struggling. What […]
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Twigg (Lab): Drop #BedroomTax & starving the poor, you fucker!
PM: Not fair to subsidise social tenants more than private landlords
Crouch (Con): Stop the dementia disease from spreading!
PM: Pensioners’ who vote for us deserve better. Big society will fix it.
Ed M: A banker friend needs you to stop capping his bonuses. Help him.
Prime Minister’s Questions this week takes place while Rupert Murdoch gives testimony at the Leveson Inquiry and also the news that the UK is back in recession. This is our take on what happened:
Henderson (Con): After Afghanistan exit are we leaving trainers on how to pull fingernails?
PM: It is paramount that the Afghans learn this
Naomi Long (all): Publish your list of donors
PM: We do, but in NI it must be voluntary.
Barclay (Con): Dodgy foreign doctors are killing English people
PM: Let’s ensure doctors coming to England can at least speak English
This week, Ed Miliband stops on NHS reforms though thousands outside parliament prepare for a day of protests. Low blows and no answers for the British economic malaise. Here is the Prime Minister’s Questions translated for your reading pleasure:
Nick Boles: We need to exit Afghanistan without looking like we’re saying it’s fucked, though it is.
Another week, another Prime Minister’s Questions. Cameron seems to be on the ropes after the farce of the emergency meeting this week, so predictably, Ed Miliband cashes in.
Betts: You said you want to cut crime but you are cutting police numbers.
PM: Crime is down and we’re cutting bureaucracy
Javid: Coach crash in France affected my patch, […]
Over the last few days there has been outrage amongst the British public whipped up by the Tabloid Press, both Labour and Conservative MPs alike that Abu Qatada, often described as “Bin Laden’s right hand man in Europe” has been freed by British courts and our immigration system refuses to deport him to a […]
So it was the big day for Welfare Reform Bill, with plans of cutting benefit to disabled children, cancer patients and families living in adequate accommodation. Labour had a big chance to show whose side they were on and… well read it for yourself.
Farrely (Lab): You are cutting front line officers. Stop that shit
PM: Labour […]
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