As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Hinds: Isn’t true that we can have excellent teachers on the cheap? Who needs educated teachers?
PM: I think Labour wants to ban David Miliband from schools.
Ed M: Do you agree that we should jail bankers ONLY if it happens again?
PM: I agree with this totally. Brilliant report.
Ed M: Yippee! So this will [...]
PMQs
UK Politics
UK Politics
Posted by Justin on 12 Jun 2013 /
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Cunningham (Lab): Patients are waiting in ambulances cos of your shitty reforms!
PM: Jiggery-pokery with NHS money can’t be traced
Stuart (Con): Labour won’t have an EU referendum ! Bloody scaredy cats!
PM: Ha! We are THE democratic party who is scared of UKIP
Ed M: Let’s help the poor mites in Syria. *Sad Face*
PM: Glad [...]
Economics
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
R Ali (Lab): 3 years ago, you said we’d be borrowing less. You’ve fucked up!
PM: I said we said savagely cut the state & we have!
Carswell (Con): Right of recall should be given to voters not MPs.
PM: Your Direct Democracy ideas are strange. Recall Miliband!
Ed M: You said A&E would get better… [...]
UK Politics
As heard by @JustinTheLibSoc
Hunt (Lab): Tories rebelling on EU. Why are Liberal Democrats so shit?
DPM: We had to break our pledges to satisfy the bond markets
Bone (Con): LibDems are lying scumbags on an In/Out Referendum
DPM: We made a deal with Cameron on referendum. Shut the fuck up
Harman (Lab): The PM is hiding isn’t he! 1 [...]
UK Politics
As heard by @justinthelibsoc
McCann (Lab): Families are getting pay cuts while millionaires get tax cuts!
PM: You buggered the economy. We’re creating more jobs
Amess (Con): Thatcher’s dead, unlike my mum. Hurry up with EU referendum before she dies too.
PM: I love your mum. Vote Tory 2015
Ed M: I love the army too. A&Es are struggling. What [...]
UK Politics
As heard by @justinthelibsoc
P Davies (Con): Cut taxes for the rich, and let the poor foreigners starve!
PM: We are cutting tax and services for those who rely on it most.
Ed M: Cyprus, it is pretty fucked. Help soldiers get their money back.
PM: No UK soldier will lose out, we’ve sent cash over.
Ed M: The plan [...]
Activism
Posted by Justin on 13 Mar 2013 /
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Blenkinsop (Lab): There is an alternative to your shitty leadership. T May!
PM: We’re lying our way back to victory
Morris (Con): Let’s imprison every black kid carrying a knife to avenge the white schoolgirl murder
PM: I happily agree
Ed M: You’ve u-turned on minimum pricing. Can you organise *anything* in a brewery?
PM: Haha! Ed Balls [...]
London
Posted by Justin on 06 Mar 2013 /
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As heard by @justinthelibsoc
Twigg (Lab): Drop #BedroomTax & starving the poor, you fucker!
PM: Not fair to subsidise social tenants more than private landlords
Crouch (Con): Stop the dementia disease from spreading!
PM: Pensioners’ who vote for us deserve better. Big society will fix it.
Ed M: A banker friend needs you to stop capping his bonuses. Help him.
PM: [...]
London
Disclaimer: This is satire but otherwise an accurate record of Prime Minister Questions in under 140 characters per exchange.
Lewis: How will you punish Afghanistan if they end up helping Al Qaeda?
PM: We with the US installed & will support the puppet govt
Malhotra (Lab): Not many nurses in my hospital
PM: Number of all staff has gone [...]
Economics
This is an interpretation of what was actually said
Skinner: Posh bastards Osborne and May were booed call an election now!
PM: We got a scab miner in the cabinet, Labour shld be proud.
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