Disclaimer: This is satire but otherwise an accurate record of Prime Minister Questions in under 140 characters per exchange.
Lewis: How will you punish Afghanistan if they end up helping Al Qaeda?
PM: We with the US installed & will support the puppet govt
Malhotra (Lab): Not many nurses in my hospital
PM: Number of all staff has gone […]
This is an interpretation of what was actually said
Skinner: Posh bastards Osborne and May were booed call an election now!
PM: We got a scab miner in the cabinet, Labour shld be proud.
Prime Minister’s Questions this week takes place while Rupert Murdoch gives testimony at the Leveson Inquiry and also the news that the UK is back in recession. This is our take on what happened:
Henderson (Con): After Afghanistan exit are we leaving trainers on how to pull fingernails?
PM: It is paramount that the Afghans learn this
This week, Ed Miliband stops on NHS reforms though thousands outside parliament prepare for a day of protests. Low blows and no answers for the British economic malaise. Here is the Prime Minister’s Questions translated for your reading pleasure:
Nick Boles: We need to exit Afghanistan without looking like we’re saying it’s fucked, though it is.
Prime Minister’s Question this week, took place in the aftermath of the clearance of Occupy London Stock Exchange’s camp at St Paul’s, and comments from Len McCluskey praising the idea of civil disobedience during the London Olympics. Also embarrassing news as Labour’s “Red” Ken Livingstone is alleged to be avoiding tax payments somewhat like his […]Read more →
Another week, another Prime Ministers’ Questions, though David Cameron this time really seemed to be upset Â This is what we heard and tweeted in the week when demonstrations were happening in Belgravia for Occupy Oil, and the Queen commemorated the 60th anniversary of her father’s popping his clogs.
PM: I pay my tribute to the Queen […]Read more →
So it was the big day for Welfare Reform Bill, with plans of cutting benefit to disabled children, cancer patients and families living in adequate accommodation. Labour had a big chance to show whose side they were on and… well read it for yourself.
Farrely (Lab): You are cutting front line officers. Stop that shit
PM: Labour […]
Wednesday 25th January 2012 was a momentous day; the first year anniversary of the Egyptian Revolution celebrated with protests and demonstrations, Peter Tatchell turned 60, Bob Crow finally got to complain about the press and Ed Miliband appeared to have a good Prime Minister’s Questions.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE!
It was the first PMQs of 2012, and Ed Miliband didn’t appear to have much of a comforting break. PerceivedÂ harsh criticisms from his guru, Lord Glasman, tepid polling, shortly followed byÂ his embarrassing blackbusters’ gaffe. David Cameron meanwhile has postured on executive pay, made some potentially counterproductive interventions on the future referendum on Scottish independence. Also […]Read more →
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